actually, I'm a sock model
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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