I feel like abortions should bother me more
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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