weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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