He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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