Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Do vagina's smell?
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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