I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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