The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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