Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
