There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
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