This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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