I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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