Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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