I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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