my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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