He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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