You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
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