New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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