I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Randomize
