just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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