after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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