Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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