i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Randomize
