There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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