I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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