come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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