im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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