he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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