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I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone

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(908): View more from New Jersey

i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"

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(909): View more from California

I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister

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(864): View more from South Carolina

he tried to breastfeed my turtle

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(765): View more from Indiana

soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.

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(909): View more from California

I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?

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