Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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