I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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