Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I have post one night stand depression
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