are you still at the devil's house?
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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