Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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