He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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