Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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