You made me cry and you don't even care
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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