She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
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