I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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