I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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