rhymes with "ouble enetration"
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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