Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
