is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
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