I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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