It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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