Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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