He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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