idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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