We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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