It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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