my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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