For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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