There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
And then my night got REAL pukey
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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