thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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