why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
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