no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Drake has all the answers
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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